MarcellusMiles.com » Consumercrap http://www.marcellusmiles.com Thu, 25 Feb 2010 08:34:56 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 Your wedding is not a gadget… http://www.marcellusmiles.com/consumercrap/your-wedding-is-not-a-gadget http://www.marcellusmiles.com/consumercrap/your-wedding-is-not-a-gadget#comments Mon, 22 Feb 2010 05:34:15 +0000 Marc http://www.marcellusmiles.com/?p=312 Morons, the world is producing them left and right, front and back.  It’s sicking.  What the fuck is wrong with everyone?  If you want to marry someone, don’t have an iWedding.  It’s an insult to humanity and your own intelligence if you have any, which they didn’t, because they fucking got married at an Apple Store.  The thing that bonds them is a “gadget”.  Please tell me there was more than that, I can hope cant I?

Wake up, you are not a gadget! You have proven you have zero creativity, zero passion, zero romance.  I sense an iDivorce coming soon!

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